...to all the other mamas out there.

"This is a very special message to let you know how proud and happy I am to see you blooming into the hardworking, independent, beautiful and loving woman and mother that you have become.

You are a tower of hope for your children, and a dear treasure to me, and everyone who loves you. I hope you have a very happy and wonderful time today. I love you!

Happy Mothers' Day! xxxoooo

Love, Mom"

"But MOOOOOM! Dad doesn't make me check in if I'm out after midnight!"

"Ugh, my mom is such a BITCH. She threw out my stash and told me I can be as much of a dumbass as I want, just not in her house."

"This paper isn't even due until Friday, Mom! Why do I have to do it now? It's only Wednesday."

"You don't understand, Mom! This isn't the 1900s!"

"What do you care if I have 2 girlfriends? It's not like they know each other."

"Why do I have to go to school? You & dad never finished college."

"But David has a car! You never do anything for me!"

"GOD, Mom, I'm sixteen! I'm not a baby!"

 

Suddenly toddlers don't seem like such a burden.

 

And I will tear my already prematurely grey hair out in tears, and my own parents will laugh me off the phone as I call for some semblance of support. 

Parenthood: the gift that keeps on giving.